Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Is Oprah even human
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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