So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Come see our sink grown plant.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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