I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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