i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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