Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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