I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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