good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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