I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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