dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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