just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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