Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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