Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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