Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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