What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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