FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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