if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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