fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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