Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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