That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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