Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Dignity is for republicans.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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