fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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