thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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