You're so nebulous sometimes
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Randomize
