I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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