Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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