Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
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