i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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