You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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