just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
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