Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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