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(727): View more from Florida

I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.

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(253): View more from Washington

I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer

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(416): View more from Toronto

he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...

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(910): View more from North Carolina

easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.

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(702): View more from Nevada

Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.

(1-702): View more from Nevada

Yeah, but four times?

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(949): View more from California

Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun

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