i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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