Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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