he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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