We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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