Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
organizing the empties. That sober.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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