real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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