I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Holy sore nipples Batman
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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