Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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