my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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