..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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