Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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