So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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