Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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