i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
The power of my boobs compel you
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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