I heard we made out
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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