it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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