Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
