TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
