I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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