How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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