Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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